Entries Tagged as ‘Marital relations’

January 9, 2009

Oldtimers Or Is He Just Tuning Me Out?

Today was a long and productive work day. Guru and I met for dinner at Outback. We were both pretty tired and just wanted a quick dinner. I told him I felt like relaxing when I got home so I was going to relax by making fun of him online. At [...]

September 14, 2008

He Musta Been a Bad, Bad, Boy…….

Guru came home from the Village Pointe Farmer’s Market today with lots of jewelry for me. Apparently, they were having a craft fair. Here’s what he bought me. So, he was eithe a really bad boy, or maybe I was just that good…. LOL

I bought a new laptop earlier this year. I’ve [...]

February 8, 2008

If He Pisses Me Off, I’m Donating His Organs

Image credit: soul of a lover
I waited 32 years to find Mr. Right. Within two weeks of dating, we knew this was it and opted for the 70 year plan together. This year we will celebrate 6 of our contracted 70 year wedding anniversaries – I hope.

When Guru and I met, I [...]

February 5, 2008

The Story of Mr & Mrs Guru

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October 15, 2007

ONE Man Cave Limit Per Household

Do you know what I’m taking about? You know, the room that houses all the male “stuff”, their sanctuary….. Got it? Well, Guru’s is one of our spare bedrooms. It also doubles as our laundry room/photography equipment/closet/don’t know where to put it room. I call it the crap room. (Course, [...]