Category Archives: Humor

What Guru Really Thinks

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“Preparation C”

Special Thanks to John P, who coined this “PHRASE”.  Bet you thought I had forgotten about it, eh?

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What To Do When You Miss Two Dog Grooming Appts

Thoughts?

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Holiday Quote

“We know how good you are at crushing nuts” John P

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Not To Be Snobby But…..

…if I had known my 32oz beer would arrive in a plastic cup, I would have ordered something else.

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Winter Humor

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Lessons Learned

I received this email from a “FRIEND” and it was too damn funny NOT to share! As part of a well rounded philosophy of life, I believe that it is important to never close out a day without learning a … Continue reading

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What I Want to be When I Grow Up…

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, “OH CRAP, SHE’S UP“! … Author Unknown

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My New Year’s Resolution

I only have one this year. I plant on petitioning the movie company who made Rain Man to change the line: “K-Mart Sucks” to “Walmart SUCKS“. Who’s with me?

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Oldtimers Or Is He Just Tuning Me Out?

Today was a long and productive work day. Guru and I met for dinner at Outback. We were both pretty tired and just wanted a quick dinner. I told him I felt like relaxing when I got home so I … Continue reading

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Carnival Rides….

Step right up!

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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

I’d really like to say more but I’m trying to keep this “G” rated. I took these pictures out my window at work today. My office is in an office park in a well established area in town. Guess we … Continue reading

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