I received this email from a “FRIEND” and it was too damn funny NOT to share!
As part of a well rounded philosophy of life, I believe that it is important to never close out a day without learning a lesson. Today I was fortunate enough to have learned several, which I share with [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Humor’
February 19, 2009
Lessons Learned
February 6, 2009
What I Want to be When I Grow Up…
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the ground each morning the devil says,
“OH CRAP, SHE’S UP“! …
September 13, 2008
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I’d really like to say more but I’m trying to keep this “G” rated.
I took these pictures out my window at work today. My office is in an office park in a well established area in town. Guess we now need a “Geese Crossing” sign. Note: this is less than half [...]
February 6, 2008
What Were They Thinking?
Bargains, everyone loves a bargain, a good deal, a good sale, BOGO. I love a great deal but I’m not one to clip coupons (don’t have the time) or willing to drive to another gas station (eat up the savings driving to the other station and did I mention my time?) because their gas [...]
February 1, 2008
Sarah Silverman is F***ing Matt Damon
This is HYSTERICAL! Last night Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon gave Jimmy a big surprise for his 5th anniversary show of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Watch the video to see what their special surprise was to him.
January 25, 2008
Where’d The Week Go?
What do you think of the new blog format? I love the color scheme, it fits the entire screen and the new header, which I might add, I created. I still have some bugs to work out. I’m a little frustrated with the fluid template, which means, it expands the full size [...]
January 22, 2008
Winning lottery ticket bought with drug sale proceeds
His lottery ticket was a $1,000 winner, but police have seized it saying it was bought with proceeds from an illegal drug sale. A judge will decide whether a man will keep a $1,000 lottery ticket police say was bought with drug money.
Michael David, who had been staying at an Ellsworth motel, sold four 10-milligram [...]
January 21, 2008
What Does Your Spam Inbox Say About You?
While trying to clean up and organize my email today, I saw my spam box had 2121emails. WOW, am I popular or what? My curiosity got the best of me and I wondered what do over two thousand people think I need? So I sorted the emails by sender to and these [...]
January 20, 2008
Inappropriate
This is a joke I just heard on the internet. And yeah, I know, considering what just happened at the SF Zoo, really inappropriate – until you think about it.
I heard about this guy who broke into a lion’s den at the zoo and got mauled and people were talking about how there should have [...]
January 19, 2008
Mrs Hughes
Yeah, my mom sent me this, get over yourself – it’s HYSTERICAL!. Thanks for the forward, Mom!
January 19, 2008
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I’m sure you’ve all seen this picture posted all over the news. Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas, gets wedding cake that looks just like her. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH – we’ve heard it all.
But, what’s the one question that none of the sites ask about this picture? And since no one else had [...]
January 19, 2008
Heil ……. Grrrrrr
Fortunately, Guru has a terrific sense of humor and enjoyed this as much as I did.
January 17, 2008
Lazy Ass
I may be a lazy ass but I was energetic enough to give you a visual to go with John P’s quote. Aren’t I clever? I may continue this, since I seem to quote him the most, and call it Crazed Redhead “The Chronicles of John P & Mrs G”. What do you think?
I’m [...]
January 11, 2008
Mrs Guru – izm
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
Mohandas Gandhi
Nuff said…..
January 1, 2008
2008 Contract
After serious & cautious consideration…..your contract of
friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008!
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal
your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet [...]
December 23, 2007
Communication Skills
In eighth grade I switched from public school to St. Cecilia’s Elementary. My favorite teacher was Mrs. Grennan, my English teacher. She was a fantastic teacher who had a great rapport with all the students. She taught diagramming by pretending to be a robot. We’d have to give her instructions on [...]
December 13, 2007
Mrs Guru – izm
Guru left me a message the other night apologizing because he broke one of our wine glasses. We have Marble on a 20 foot leash (so Guru can catch him) and it inadvertently broke the wine glass. I called him up and told him I’m just glad no one was hurt, heck, break [...]
December 5, 2007
Guru – izms
#1 Guru and Mrs Guru at dinner Sunday night, my last night at home
Mrs Guru “ Honey, did you order the long island iced tea because you are worried or because you will miss me?”
Guru “I’m celebrating!”.
#2 Dropping off Mrs Guru at the airport
Guru: “I love [...]
November 20, 2007
Manogram
This cartoon is for Susie and Susan…. you know why! haha I can’t believe I found this cartoon. Too funny!
